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BAD JFK THEORIES

A catalogue of BAD theories about what happened to the Presidants head

jfk came into existence when the bullet hid where his head would have been and he propagated into the time of his birth

a meteor shaped like a bullet just hit hte buidling that the bullet was "shot from" and reflected off. someone did shoot but it didn't hit jfk his head just got scared

jfk didnt get assasinated his head just did that

jfk got hit by a bullet but someone just threw it really really really fast

jerma did it

there were 2803132131230 bullets but they all fused into one and caused every shooting death EVER

the bullet manifested in his head

jfk killer andy did it

he stopped time and pushed the bullet away into the past while he was dying and caused the assasination of lincoln

-by branarbi-

jfk actually died but he was revived using ancient magic. but when he died he went to hell for a bit so when he came back he hid his identity so he could become a crime fighting vigilante and repent his evil jfk ways

jfk actually died, but the bullet didn't hit him because the earth is flat and without accounting for the curvature of the earth, the bullet wouldn't have hit him. so he made himself explode because if he didn't then the flat earth would be revealed to us all

JFK is actually still alive and the one who died was a body double

neither of them were assassinated its just a genetic disease they both have that makes them magnetic to bullets