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jfk came into existence when the bullet hid where his head would have been and he propagated into the time of his birth
a meteor shaped like a bullet just hit hte buidling that the bullet was "shot from" and reflected off. someone did shoot but it didn't hit jfk his head just got scared
jfk didnt get assasinated his head just did that
jfk got hit by a bullet but someone just threw it really really really fast
jerma did it
there were 2803132131230 bullets but they all fused into one and caused every shooting death EVER
the bullet manifested in his head
jfk killer andy did it
he stopped time and pushed the bullet away into the past while he was dying and caused the assasination of lincoln
jfk actually died but he was revived using ancient magic. but when he died he went to hell for a bit so when he came back he hid his identity so he could become a crime fighting vigilante and repent his evil jfk ways
jfk actually died, but the bullet didn't hit him because the earth is flat and without accounting for the curvature of the earth, the bullet wouldn't have hit him. so he made himself explode because if he didn't then the flat earth would be revealed to us all
JFK is actually still alive and the one who died was a body double
neither of them were assassinated its just a genetic disease they both have that makes them magnetic to bullets