UNSAVOURY INDIVIDUAL: Heh... Only a powerful weapon could defeat me. Yours probably only has 1 attack!!! MUAHAHuHAHAHHA!!!
UNSAVOURY INDIVIDUAL: ...and your BIRD is so weak, it can't even join the fight!!!
YEWE: ...why are you talking like a tutorial jackass... :|
Weapon: SHOVEL (More than that probably. WTF is attact. or power or something.)
Items: SNACKS | EMPTY | EMPTY | EMPTY | EMPTY | EMPTY